WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
I would love to visit Los Angeles. I’ve never been there, and I want to visit the studios, the Chinese Theater, photograph the Hollywood sign and be part of the audience on Conan, Late Late Night and The Soup.
“The people Jay appeals to are not comedy fans, it’s just the general public. Letterman and Conan appeal to people who are comedy fans. It’s like comparing John Coltrane to Kenny G. One of Kenny G’s albums probably sold more than all of John Coltrane’s library. But you can’t tell me for a second that Kenny G is better than John Coltrane.” - Jeff Garlin on the late night hosts, excerpt from The War For Late Night by Bill Carter
Tired of stupid Chin fans that love to talk shit about Conan.
You’re afraid you might 1.) Break a nail, 2.) Get your knees dirty, 3.) Look stupid
It’s easy to make a list like this; to think about the things that people do that you hate. It’s much more difficult to recognize the people around you who do the opposite of everything on this list - and to praise them for it.
Go out of your way tomorrow to compliment someone on something they’ve never been complimented on before. Do they think crossbows are cool? Tell them that that makes them an awesome person. Because it fucking does.
People who can laugh at themselves and are nice to old people are too rare in this world. A kind word can do more good than you realize. Make a difference. Pay It Forward. Bruce Willis was a ghost. You guys know what I’m talking about.