May 2013
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addsteve:
An open letter to yahoo:
Dear Yahoo,
I just joined tumblr. I love it. Please don’t fuck it up.
Sincerely,
Steve
Ditto.
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“Be strong, just trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears, just go after...”
– Pam Beasley Halpert
“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things; isn’t that kind of the point?”
– Pam Beasley Halpert (via pleasedonttouchthat)
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Watch9,986,000 minutes.
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Rejected "Games of Thrones" Characters (thanks to...
Abracadabra Jones
Al Pacino But Not The One You’re Thinking Of
Alabama Shakespeare
Alexandarth The Lion-Groined
Alexandreamandalice, She Of Three Smooshed-Together First Names
Allan Applebaum Jr.
Ambrosia Triceratops
An Aardvark Who Looks Like a Dragon
Andres of du Bouchet
Android Ned Stark
Anson of Williams
Antoine of Bestbuy
Artemius Wang
Arthritus the King
Ask Jeeves
Asteroid Standonberry
Balabus Grunt
Banana Fofanna
Barkevious Mingo
Barney Bisonburger
Benson Oogielove
Berkley Johnson
Bessemer Street
Biff Biffers of Biffingdon
Bloke Stokley
Blorth of Glotto
Bob Tobleroneboner
Borthon the Interrupted
Boyza Huskypants
Bran Whistle
Brand New Bannister
Brian
Bronxicus Cheerio
Bruce Springsteed the Horse
Bulgar Tormaryntheonnisterus
Captain Fantasti-Groin, He With The Okay Groin
Carl
Carnothan “Chaz” Fliggrez
Castley Medivalman
Cerrulean Poptart IV
Chlorintine Starpweather
Clambake The Haughty
Clarion the Impotent Warlock
Cloratio Clemsenbrenner
Conan O’Bryan
Count Spermislow
Cram Rutabaga
Crushmangle Punchkicker The Peaceful
Cumberbatch Benedickpic
Daarius Tuuts
Dancefever Manwich
Darby Gibblefork
Dargon, the Confusingly-Not-A-Dragon
Darth Vader
Deathbane VonDoom, aka “Sniffles”
Delicious Vinyl
Dickus Vermeilus
Dmitri Merman
Dr. Stanley Jekyllhyde
Dudelove the Heterosexual
Duke Shufflenuts
Duupy Du’uf
Elder Barista
Ellison of Chernoff
Elytheenya Gork
Eyron Paaydi
Faarsden Marsden III
Facebook Instagram
Fantasticus, The Not-So-Great
Farterius The Stench-Ridden
Fasquillious Dipthong
Flarbinius Cantinflas
Floppo The Trampoline Clown
Fluorendryft Factfyndr
Fluuuuuuuuuuuuth
Fognacious Quash
FOGNACIOUS QUASH BUT IN ALL CAPS
Fonzarelli Jumpshark
French Fries McGee
Furion Fannister
Galeit Sehayek
Garthicus Brooksicus
Gelsons Supermarket
Ginormicus Tinyboy
Glaaanis Von Voon
Glacius Stumblebum
Glavion Hasslehoff
Glendon Von Glendondon
Glenn From Accounting
Glotto of Blorth
Gluteon Aerosmut, Captain of the Royal Butt Guard
Goofus the Gallant
Gorgon Marblebum
Grandma Thunderballs
Groth “The Goth” Kowalski
Grover Snuffleupagus
Grygg Nyttls
Gum-Gum the Chewtoy
Hamish the Somewhat Uncoordinated
Hanson of Mmmbop
Hendig Smullion, Jr.
Hfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Hunk Dongwell
Jackson Tripper
Jagg Micker
James The Cameraman
Jarf Napkinpants The Squirrel-Fearer
Jasmine Scrollable
Jeff Kaplan
Jester the Prop Jester
Jib-Jab the eCard
Joanie of Chachi
Johannes Crouton
Just Call Me “Mel”
K.D. Langister
Kalpakis VanArtsdaalen
Kayak Jones
Keel Statler the Dragon Diddler.
Kegger Pantystealth
Kellogg of Battle Creek
Kevin Costner
Krall the Emotionally Distant Grain Merchant
Krunt
“Lady” Longwrench
Lady Antebellum of Mediocrity
Lady Hasselhoff-Dongsleeve
Lady Mangemuff
Lady Sideboob of Huffington
Lannister Shlannister
Limp-Wrist the Stereotypical
Lion the Human-Hearted
Little Johnny Hiccups
Lorax of Seuss
Lord Fresca
Lord Terrence Bosephius
Louis CK the 8th
Lucius Tartfeather
Magic Mike
Magnacilen Thard
Magnesium Thermometrous
Man Near Other Tree
Man Near Tree
Manch Tanch
Marcia of Brady
Marthulio Kravikdor, M.D.
Mary Mary, Terribly Contrary
Masher the Gay
Metallica Megadeth
Morlock the Wry
Mountainscape Skycrusher
Muffintop The Jeans-Mangler
Mumford & Sandra Smith
Murderonicus The Murder-Hearted
My Other Car is a Tardis
Mymar, the Lypar of Zypar
Nakedian Womanian
Nameless Thug
Nissan Murano
Octavious Mirth
Old Joe
Peetar Faalkus
Perry Combover
Phantomenace Trulysucks
Proboscissus The Nostril-Tamer
Purbnurb Nurbpurb
Purplenads Fursquallius
Purtroopeus Mammalbanner
Puupi Paantz
Pyllpopp
Qo
Quiltqueef
Ququiqqqq Qqqicqus
Qwerty Semi-Colonn
Rainbow Smith
Rhesius Witherspoonius
Robb Stark (the other one, from Pittsburgh)
Rusty Pistachio
S’pu
Schwar Zenegger
Scrotus The Dicked Woman
Shampoo Alert
Shmoo the Flourescent
Sigmund Seamonster
Sir Crapstack The Sometimes Lady
Sir Poopsalot the Subtle
Sir Shaqueefus Malevolard
Sleepy D of the Black Box
Snickers Satisfies
Sona Movsesian
Sonny Sonson
Sontos the Svelt
Special appearance by: Shaz Palminteri
Spector Hairdo
Steve the Normal
Storth the Gorth
Subway Eatfresh (Sponsored Character)
Superman II
Swampmeat Trapezemeat-Meat
Swordbane Eagleswallower
Tangerine Penny-Pooper
Teamcoco Frontpage
Thalisseon Tyrannister
The Guy Who’s Not Really Involved In Any Of The Action This Season
The Lady of Lake Havesu, Princess of Suds
The Number 9 on a Stick
The VCR King
Thrax The Medium-Membered
Thunderballs
Thysstall Occupyed
Tig Tingly
Tigerwolf Bearbrawler
Tomatocopter Jones
Toothless Flossmuch
Torpis the Ham-fisted
Triceratops Bannister
Triplepenis Robotberg
Trumbly Battlesworth
Tuesday Killjoy
Tunkkkk
Turpin Griswold 3D
Tuur-Tyll From Ontoraaage
Tyron the Napkin-Brained
Underwear Blunderwear
Val Kilmer as Mark Twain
Vas of Deferens
Vimothy Vuuk
Wanda Sykes
Wandecious Clam
White Blacula
Whitey Herzog
Wolf The Blitzer
XYZicus
Yertle the Turtle
Yortay Bullisreddy
Yrtyr Trytyrti
Yumica Sssssssssssssips
Yuron Cartalk
Z’i’r’kuu’lo’’’n, the Apostrophed One
Zipforth Lemonjamnerman
Znudon Crystuvin
Znudon Crystuvin (no relation)
Zomburus Tiggleshorts
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Blergh.
I’ve been sick for a week, and not getting better.
Everyone is talking about Mother’s Day. I don’t have a mom. I will never be a mom.
Our scrapbooking convention in Denver was cancelled. I lost the registration fee, and I’m wondering if I’ll be able to get a credit for the plane tickets.
*hiding under my comforter until the day is over*
“I thought that was really funny the idea of going on a show and doing a cartoon...”
– Jim Gaffigan, talking about Pale Force. Read the rest of the interview here. (via getconanastar)
taintmansion:
Alright I’m gonna be the asshole here that says OK IF COMMUNITY IS REALLY GOING TO CONTINUE, IT BETTER BE WORTH WATCHING…
I AGREE.
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plot twist: nbc cancels itself
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Your Rape Jokes Bore Me | Tess Rafferty →
laurelswhatever:
I thought this was pretty good. Kinda wish that not-at-all-anonymous Anon from a few weeks back would see it, and maybe substitute “rape” for “fat” cuz it’s pretty much how I feel about that whole damn thing as well.
Anonymous asked: TTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #NOT SO ANONYMOUS ANON
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9:00 am and my mind is set on the pessimistic track mode.
Oh, I can’t wait to see all the day has to offer.
CONAN ALERT: CONAN WILL PLAY TONIGHT.
April 2013
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Getting up and Walking with Depression
kathleenhockey:
“They stoned Paul and dragged him out of the city, supposing he was dead.” Acts 14:19b
When a person goes through a depressive episode it can feel like being pelted with stones. You try to get up, get away, and find a safer place but to no avail. Truly the struggle can leave a person half dead.
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